🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26.1 just dropped with a *NEW* feature that’ll make you question all your life choices: DIGITAL ID in Apple Wallet. 🎉 Yes, Apple decided to let you replace your physical ID with a glorified version of your Apple Pay. Because who needs wallets, am I right? 💳💀 Just think about it! Now, instead of pulling out your ID for that sweet, sweet age check at the bar, you can whip out your phone and let it do all the showboating! 🍻✨ But wait, what happens when you accidentally pocket-dial your mom while trying to pay for that overpriced avocado toast? 🤡👀 Some "tech expert" (probably a guy named Chad from the Apple campus) was overheard saying, "We're making wallets useless just like my dating life!" 😂💔 And honestly, how many times do you need to swipe your phone before it gets tired of your nonsense? This feature is basically a hot tub time machine but for your identity—Because who needs a real ID when you’ve got a gallon of trust issues and a pinky promise from Tim Cook? 🚀💰 🔥 Hot take: By the next iOS update, Apple is gonna start requiring us to use our digital IDs to log into our digital IDs. This is the future we’ll be living, folks. No cap. 🤯🥴 #Stonks #IDinTheCloud