🚨🔊 BREAKING: iOS 26.1 is here and it’s not just another update—it’s *AirPods Pro on steroids*!! 💉👽 Who needs a class in linguistics when you’ve got Apple spying on your every convo? 😤💻 So check this: Live Translation just got a major glow-up, and it's flexing harder than your friend who claims they can "speak fluent emoji." 😂💬😎 Now, your AirPods are practically bilingual, trilingual, or even a polyglot’s wet dream! 🌍💦✨ “Hey Tim Cook, how many languages can these bad boys translate?” - 🦸‍♂️ Local Developer: "No cap, we just put Rosetta Stone out of business." 🔥 But let’s be real 🤔—you *know* Apple’s scheming to slip in a new subscription fee for this feature like it’s the last slice of pizza at a developer’s meetup 🍕💀. Like, they’ll have AirPods users yelling “THIS IS FINE” while their wallets melt in agony. 🥵💰 Get ready for your AirPods to serve as your personal translator while you pretend to understand what your boss is saying in meetings—”Why does it sound like they’re speaking in binary?” 🤖🤷‍♀️ 🎤 *Unhinged Prediction* 🚀: In a future update, your AirPods will also be able to judge your taste in music. “Bruh, do you really listen to that? 🤢” Just wait. 📉😂