🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERGROUND**: Apple just shook the world with iOS 26.1, and no, it’s not because they finally gave us that 512GB iPhone you definitely don’t need 💀📱. They legit replaced the ‘Stop’ button with a glorified *slider* 😱. Yeah, you heard me — slide to stop like you’re playing some cringey mobile game. 🤡 So, you know how the old alarms were like, “Hey, get up fam!”? Now the alarms are like “Nah, fam, if you want to snooze, PUT SOME EFFORT IN!” 🏋️‍♂️💪 This is basically Apple looking at us like Drake while pointing and saying, “Love that you’re getting up, but can we make the struggle REAL?” 😤🤌 And for all the *non-sliders* out there, here’s how to get that *Stop* button back because Apple clearly hates us: Do the secret handshake with Siri, sprinkle some fairy dust, and chant “Don’t make me slide, Apple!” until a portal opens to the land of the press-the-button users. (Okay, maybe don’t actually do that, but I can dream.) 🪄✨ *Leaked developer quote*: “We just thought it was time to spice things up- like adding pineapple on pizza. Some love it, some wanna fscking revolt.” 🍕💔 **Hot take**: What next? Are they gonna make us do squats to unlock our iPhones? Get ready for *iOS Fitness Edition*, where the alarm just keeps ringing until you've done 10 burpees. Stay tuned! 🚀💸