🎉 ATTENTION, TECH GOOFBALLS! 🎉 What’s poppin’? 🤡 Apple just dropped iOS 26.1 beta 2 like it’s hot, and it’s clearer than my ex’s excuses for ghosting me—LIQUID GLASS DESIGN!! 🔥💧 (No, Steve Jobs didn’t come back from the dead to design my phone, but it’s close! 😂) Hold up! 🍏 Apple seems to be sliding back to the past by bringing *kinda* back Slide Over on iPad. LOOK, Apple! You can’t just toss nostalgia at us like confetti and expect us not to point and laugh! 🤦‍♂️ Drake meme - "I want this back" ⬅️, "stop giving it back" ⬅️. In other juicy news, Meta is flexing with their smart glasses (stonks? 🤔) and Apple had the audacity to react like they just got roasted on Twitter! 📱💩 "Vision Pro roadmap changed?" More like "Vision Pro *just got blindsided by a TikTok trend*!" 💀 And let’s NOT forget the F1 streaming deal. Is it even happening? This is fine... NO, it's not. It’s a hot mess! 🚗💨 Meanwhile, the hilarious duo, Benjamin and Chance, compare MagSafe power banks. Because if your power bank doesn’t have enough capacity to charge your self-esteem on a Monday, what are you even doing? 🤷‍♂️💪 So, hold on tight and watch as Apple either saves the planet or sends us all to the dark web! Prediction: iPhones will be equipped with a teleportation feature by 2025, just so we can escape their overpriced accessories! 🚀🔥