📱💥 AYO APPLE FAM, GET READY TO SEND YOUR IPHONE TO THE MOON! 🚀🌕 iOS 26.0.1 is about to drop and it’s hotter than your aunt’s TikTok dance! 🔥🔥 Yo, *BREAKING NEWS* – the streets are whispering (a.k.a. some dude on X thinks he’s a wizard 🧙‍♂️) that the build number is 23A355. “Wait, what does that even mean?” you ask? 🤔 It means your iPhone 17 might finally connect to Wi-Fi without doing the cha-cha slide 🤷‍♂️💃. 🔧💔 But hold up, we’ve been hearing reports of Wi-Fi and Bluetooth glitches so bad that CarPlay is just like, “Nah, I’m out, bruh” 😱. Like, are we seriously putting our trust in these Apples that keep falling from the tree? 🍏💩 And don’t get me started on that “Liquid Glass” design – it’s basically Apple saying, “We ran out of ideas, so here’s some shiny stuff!” 💧😒 #ThisIsFine. Some leaked quotes from an “Apple Developer” (aka Dave from accounting), said, “Look, fixing bugs is like getting rid of fruit flies in the summer – it’s a never-ending struggle!” 🦟🧦 💣💥 Predictions: At this rate, iOS 26.0.1 will be so glitchy it'll turn your iPhone into a digital potato. Just wait, fam. 🥔💔 #StonksDown Stay tuned, because this update might just be the plot twist we didn’t ask for! 🔮🤡