🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s iOS 26.0.1 is dropping faster than your ex at a wedding! 💔💨 So, your boy Tim Cook just launched iOS 26 with its fancy-pants Liquid Glass design that’s shinier than a cat in a TikTok, but now they gotta patch it up like they’re trying to fix a Jenga tower made of high-end iPhones. 🎉😱 Stonks going down, bro! 📉🤣 And guess what? We’re hitting a bug-fixing frenzy with iOS 26.0.1 coming in hot! 🔥💿 I overheard a “developer” in a dark corner of the Apple HQ whispering, "If iOS 26 were a sandwich, it’d be all bread and no filling, fam.” 🍞🤌 No cap! Here’s the tea ☕: with every update, Apple drops features we didn't know we needed and then rolls out “bug fixes” like they’re giving your iPhone a spa day. 🧖‍♂️ But for real, does this mean we’ll solve the riddle of the mysteriously disappearing battery? Or will we still be playing the "charge your phone before it dies” game every day? 🎮⚡️ Prediction: By 2025, Apple will release iOS 30.0.1, and your phone will actually be able to act as a therapist. “This is fine” when your screen cracks? Nah, therapy session while you get it replaced – that’s the future, fam! 🤖💥🔮