🚨📱🎉 ALERT: iOS 26 is about to slap you harder than that one friend who “just got back from the gym.” We’re talking a *Liquid Glass design* that’ll make your old iPhone look like a flip phone you bought off eBay for 10 bucks. 🤡🥴 Now, Apple’s dropping new app icons like it’s hot 🔥, but we’re gonna focus on five that’ll have you doing a double-take like you just saw your ex at a party. 🙈👀 Here’s a quick rundown: 1️⃣ **Weather**: Gone are the animated clouds! It’s now just a stone face looking at you like, “This is fine.” ☁️➡️😐 2️⃣ **Mail**: Forget envelopes, it now looks like Apple’s trying to teach you emotion with a frowny face. 🤷‍♂️📬 3️⃣ **Calculator**: Yeah, it’s just numbers. That's it. Good luck doing math after a few drinks! 🍹➗💀 4️⃣ **Settings**: Now resembles a sci-fi spaceship dashboard but still won’t let you turn off location tracking. 🙃🚀 5️⃣ **Maps**: Is that a roadmap or a space-time continuum? No cap, you might teleport if you stare too long! 🗺️✨ 🔥 *Leaked developer quote*: “If they can’t find their apps, at least they’ll buy a new iPhone, right? Stonks!💰” So buckle up, fam! Because next, we’re gonna need a treasure map just to find the features we used to have! 🗺️👀 Prediction: iOS 30 will literally replace your phone with a potato. I’m calling it! 🥔💥