🎉📱 BREAKING: iOS 26 - For the 5 People Who Care! 😴💤 Whoa, fam! 🌈 Apple dropped their FIFTH beta of iOS 26 on August 25 like it’s a hot mixtape! 🥴🔥 Finally, the world can go "YAWN, who cares?" while a handful of devs sit around like: "Did we finally make the lock screen a mood?" 🤷‍♂️💔 If you thought Apple was done with the whole "LET'S CHANGE AN ICON" grind, think again! Now you can customize your lock screen even MORE! 🎨✨ Just what 99.9% of users needed, right? *cue Drake meme pointing at it like it’s revolutionary* 🔥🙄 Also, incoming call screening? 😱 Because nothing says "I’m busy vibing" quite like being able to ignore calls even harder. **Leaked developer quote:** “Honestly, do you think anyone answers calls anymore? like, fr fr.” 😂💀 And can we talk about this “Liquid Glass” design? Are we preparing for an iPhone that doubles as a fish tank? 🐠💦 So, here’s the tea 🍵: in 2025, when everyone’s rocking holographic displays and Apple is still stuck on silly lock screens, we’ll ALL be saying, “this is fine” as we watch the market crash! 🚀💰💥 Mark my words: the next iPhone will literally be a mirror! 🪞👀 But like, a very expensive mirror. Share this with your friends if you’re ready for Apple’s next “mind-blowing” update! 🤡🔥