🎉🚀 STOP EVERYTHING! Apple’s iOS 26 is BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! 💣💥 You know you've been waiting for this: the return of the legendary clear button on the iPhone calculator! Yes, the one that vanished faster than your will to live during a group project! 😵‍💫✨ Ever since they pulled that fast one in iOS 18, hardcore mathletes have been seething harder than a kid who stepped on a LEGO brick. 🧮👣 Like, can we talk about how *The Atlantic* dedicated an entire column to this thievery? You know if *The Atlantic* is on it, you just lost a war. This is straight-up the “Drake loves the clear button” meme: 🎤 “NO CAP, I needed that button, fr fr!” Picture this: “Leaked developer quote” 💥 “We thought math was dead, only to find out the math-heads were just... waiting for clarity.” 😂 #POV And guess what? 🧙‍♂️ In 15 years, we’ll all be working 9-to-5 in a calculator-based economy. 🤖💰 I predict we’ll ask Siri to *clear our emotional baggage* next. Mark my words, CLEAR BUTTON REVIVAL WILL DOMINATE THE METAVERSE! 💔✨ #Based #ThisIsFine Share this chaotic news because if Apple can make math cool again, we can make YOUR social life cool too. 🤡🔥