
π¨ iOS 26 Sighting? π No public beta yet, but keep your phone close, fam! π₯²π #BetasBeforeBoys
π¨π± *BREAKING NEWS* π±π¨: iOS 26 is playing *hard to get*βlike your crush who never reads your texts!ππ No public beta yet? π€‘ You mean NO iOS 26 shenanigans for us, fam!? That's a major *SEETHE* moment right there! π€π But wait, Apple is just teasing us like a cat dangling a string in front of a dog. πββ¬ "Soon" could mean tomorrow, next week, or literally when pigs fly. πβοΈ We can waitβ¦ no cap, but is anyone else low-key *cringing* at the idea of downloading a buggy beta on our main device? Like, bro, I donβt want my iPhone turning into a potato!!! π₯π₯ βHey, can we just skip the public beta and transition straight to the iOS 26 *Galaxy Brain Edition*?β - some dev in the Apple break room, sipping on the tears of developers who just got roasted. π€π₯² Remember the last beta? My phone became a glitchy mess of Snapchat filters and crashing apps. If you donβt have a backup device, youβre basically asking for a front-row seat to the βthis is fineβ meme. ππ₯ **Unhinged Prediction:** By the time we finally get iOS 26, weβll all be using Neuralink to just think our texts into existence. π€π° *Better start saving for that silver implant now, kiddos!* πΈπ₯ #BetaBlues #StonksForNeuralink
