🚨📱 *BREAKING NEWS* 📱🚨: iOS 26 is playing *hard to get*—like your crush who never reads your texts!💔💅 No public beta yet? 🤡 You mean NO iOS 26 shenanigans for us, fam!? That's a major *SEETHE* moment right there! 😤💀 But wait, Apple is just teasing us like a cat dangling a string in front of a dog. 🐈‍⬛ "Soon" could mean tomorrow, next week, or literally when pigs fly. 🐖✈️ We can wait… no cap, but is anyone else low-key *cringing* at the idea of downloading a buggy beta on our main device? Like, bro, I don’t want my iPhone turning into a potato!!! 🥔🔥 “Hey, can we just skip the public beta and transition straight to the iOS 26 *Galaxy Brain Edition*?” - some dev in the Apple break room, sipping on the tears of developers who just got roasted. 🤓🥲 Remember the last beta? My phone became a glitchy mess of Snapchat filters and crashing apps. If you don’t have a backup device, you’re basically asking for a front-row seat to the “this is fine” meme. 🌈🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** By the time we finally get iOS 26, we’ll all be using Neuralink to just think our texts into existence. 🤖💰 *Better start saving for that silver implant now, kiddos!* 💸💥 #BetaBlues #StonksForNeuralink