🚨BREAKING: SPAM CALLS GONE? 🤯 More like SPAM-SLAMMED! 💥🍳 Welcome to the iOS 26 experience, where our phones are about to go from "Hello? Uh... I didn't order a timeshare in Florida" to "What's that? A legit call from Queen Elizabeth's estate? 👑" That’s right, fam, if you’re sick of your phone ringing like it’s auditioning for a horror movie 📞👻, the new call screening feature is like your bouncer for those unwanted calls. No cap, it’s like having a personal bodyguard that chases off the clowns! 🤡💀 So, if you thought the only thing your iPhone was fighting off was battery drain, think again! Developer “Tim Cook’s Second Cousin Twice Removed” was overheard saying, “We saw the spam and decided, ‘Nah, pass.’” 💀🚀 Yeah, buddy, nothing says “we care” like finally giving users a feature that should’ve been here since the first iPhone! But here’s the tea ☕🔥: Can this feature even handle the spammy concert promoters as well as my third cousin Larry? Now that's a real challenge! 🤔 In conclusion, I predict in five years, Apple will finally drop a phone that has an AI capable of LEGALLY informing you if that spam is indeed a ghost haunting your contacts list. 👻📱 Mark my words!