📱💰BREAKING: Politicians are losing their 🍑 over iOS 26, but bruh...it's NOT gonna cost them half a BILLION dollars! 💀💀 So, picture this: 🗳️ Fundraisers panicking like they just saw a spider in their coffee ☕️. They're thinking Apple is about to pull a fast one and scoop up all their precious donation coins! 🪙 But guess what? Apple was like, "Chill fam, it’s just a feature improvement." *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 👈 "Not today, politicians! Stonks are safe!" 🚀📈 One developer (probably sipping green juice 🥤 and pretending to be important) was overheard saying, "Honestly, they act like we're taking their kids’ lunch money.😂" What is this, a charity bake sale? 🍰💸 Meanwhile, this whole situation is about as relevant as a flip phone in 2023. This is just politicians seething because they thought they could turn Apple’s update into a scandal. 🙄🤡 "This is fine," but really, it’s just sad. 🔥HOT TAKE: The real reason they’re mad? Next week’s iOS 27 will *literally* turn their fundraising apps into NFT mines! 🤑💥 Buckle up, fam, the future’s looking ultra-chaotic! #iOS26 #FundraiserFails #Based 🔥🚀