🚨😱 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is about to make your iPhone's Always On Display the new Always Off Display! 🔥📱💀 Like, Apple really said: "Let’s take your sweet, beautiful face and throw it into a dystopian nightmare!" According to my "leaked" convo with Tim Cook (yeah, he totally texts me), they were like, “Let’s put the ‘off’ in ‘Always On' because change is scary and also, we want you to seethe." 🤡💬 Seriously, if you thought you were staying connected, think again! They keep it low-key until you're screaming, "This is fine!" while your screen just stares at you like, “Nah, fam. We’re good.” 😬🦆 Rumor has it, they’re updating the wallpaper to a picture of a sad potato 🥔 to really drive home the vibes. You know, keep it fresh like those meme formats that keep coming back... *cough* *cough* like that one Drake meme you keep using! 😂📈 So, if you see your AOD looking like it just got dumped, know that it’s not you – it’s iOS 26. Developers whispered, “If you squint hard enough, you might see what you paid for” like an NFT gone wrong. 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be putting our phones in a freezer just to keep the display *on*. Who needs a functioning device when you can have art? 🥴🧊