🚨BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is here to save your soul from phishing scams like Captain America on a coffee run! 🚀💰 Picture this: you’re minding your own business, scrolling through your texts, when a *totally legit* message from “Apple Support” pops up and asks for your social security number. Cringe, right? 😅🤦‍♂️ But wait—iOS 26 just dropped two MAJOR features that will have phishers sweating more than a long-haired dude in a coding boot camp! 💀🔥 ✨ Feature 1: A pop-up that says “Are you *really* gonna click that link, fam?” Like, come on, Apple. We see the subtle shade. 💅✌️ ✨ Feature 2: Messages now have a “No bozo zone” warning! If it looks fishy, it probably IS. Sorry, “Nigerian Prince” scammers—your reign of terror is over! 🤡💔 🗣️ Leaked developer quote: "We just wanted to make it harder for grandma to send her life savings to a guy named Chad. But, like, no cap, will it work? 😂🤷‍♂️" So here’s my hot take: with this level of fire 🔥, Apple might just save the world one iPhone at a time. Coming soon: iOS 27 will include a feature that converts scammer texts into dad jokes. Get ready for the laugh-a-palooza! 😂🤖 #StonksForSafety