🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: iPhone users, buckle up! Your mediocre productivity is about to get a sprinkle of magic dust thanks to the *so-called* revolutionary iOS 26 feature! 🤡📱✨ So, you’re telling me that all those AI tools were just glorified paperweights? 💩💔 #Cringe. But, behold! This new feature is the equivalent of finding a $20 bill in your old jeans. 💵💃 It's like having a virtual genie except it STILL can’t grant your 3 wishes for better battery life! Imagine this convo in the Apple HQ 🤖💬: **Developer 1**: "Hey, what if we made another AI tool?" **Developer 2**: "But like, does it do anything?" **Developer 1**: "No cap, it organizes your spreadsheets...for fun." It's like they’ve taken the “party trick” vibe of your drunk uncle doing the worm and turned it into “business casual.” But wait, have you heard of Samsung's Galaxy AI? This thing is basically the MVP while iOS 26 is still learning to walk! Stonks for Samsung, amirite? 📈🔥 So here’s the hot take: iOS 26 could turn you into a productivity wizard… or just another iPhone zombie 🤖💀! Prepare for your brain to explode into a galaxy of productivity OR just another overpriced snore-fest. Take your pick, fam! 🚀🔥 Share this chaos if you feel seen or if you just wanna seethe in the comments! 🙃👏 #BasedOrCringe?