🚨BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is coming for your browser like a predatory cat on a laser pointer! 😼💥 Hold onto your iPhones, fam, because Apple's decided to be *extra* while we all just want to scroll without feeling like we're at the Renaissance Fair. 🏰💻 👀💡 So, what’s new? It’s like Liquid Glass (not the kind that catches feelings) is splashed everywhere, making those toolbars look like they just emerged from a post-apocalyptic rave. ✨🍾💃 But wait—there’s a twist! 🍭 They’ve gone FULL COMPACT! 😱 No cap, some buttons are MIA like your Wi-Fi signal at the office. 😤📅 “Honestly, it’s hard to find the buttons now; I feel like I’m trying to crack a Da Vinci Code puzzle just to go to TikTok.” - A frustrated Apple Dev 🔍😵‍💫 But listen up, fam! 📢 If you miss that nostalgic vibe we had with Safari back in the glorious days of iOS 18 (the golden age 😍), there’s a way to summon the ghosts of buttons past. 👻 Just hit that settings menu like you're negotiating with a Wall Street broker. 💰💔 🚀💥 Hot take: by 2025, Apple will add a holographic assistant that judges your browsing habits and only allows you to watch cat videos. 🐱🔮 “Stop seething, just embrace it!” 🛑🤑 GET READY to share this chaos, because this is just the beginning! Let’s make Safari great again! 🚀✨💣