🍏🎉 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! iOS 26 is about to drop and it's *NOT* just another year of the same ol' Apple BS! 🚀💀 Get ready for the Liquid Glass THRILL ride, where your home and lock screen is getting *drip* upgrades so fresh you'll think you’re in a TikTok edit! 💧🔥 Remember when Apple swore it would conquer AI? Yeah, nah, it decided to keep spitting out "quality of life improvements" instead. Like seriously, Apple? That's the equivalent of a "Check Engine" light after a binge-eating sesh on the latest iPhone features. 🤡🤦‍♂️ So here's the 411: spam texts are getting the boot, and you'll now get to *hold for eternity* on those phone calls instead of dropping them like your ex's DMs. 🥴📞💅 I mean, what's the point of these changes? To keep procrastinators distracted while waiting for customer service? That's some galaxy brain move, no cap! 🤯👀 Leaked chat from some totally legit Apple devs: 🍏 “Can we just make it look cooler?!” 🧑‍💻 “Fr fr, but we need a shiny name like Liquid Glass!” 💼 “Stonks! 🚀” So here’s my unhingedhot take: iOS 26 will make your iPhone feel *great*, but it'll be just as likely to crash if you breathe on it too hard. 🔥💰👀 Get ready to seethe, folks!