🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Apple just dropped iOS 26, and if you’re not eligible, I hope your iPhone comes with a side of coping, because you’re about to experience some serious FOMO 🍏😱💔 So, what’s new in Apple’s latest shiny update? Say hello to “Liquid Glass,” aka “Mission: Anti-Vista 🕵️‍♂️✨” — because nothing screams “fancy” like borrowing design ideas from 2005! Talk about hitting the rewind button! 🔄👀 But wait, hold the phone! If you're still rocking that iPhone 7, brace yourself for some major cringe. Straight from the lips of an anonymous Apple dev wondering why they still have to support the iPhone 6: “Some users think the update is like giving a Lambo-limo to a guy with a tricycle.” 🏎️💨💔 No cap, the eligibility list is looking more exclusive than a VIP section at a nightclub, and if you’re stuck with an older model, it's time to seethe quietly 😤💻 Feeling adventurous? Take a moment to check if your device makes the cut — because if it doesn’t, you’ll want to pull a Drake 🔥 and point away from it like “Nah, it’s not for me.” In the end, I predict we’re just a year away from Apple launching an iPhone Freezer™ that chills your device until you upgrade. And if you ain’t on the iOS train, you might just find your “vintage” iPhone at a thrift store near you! 🤡💀💰 #based #stonks #applehysteria