🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is here, and it's about to turn your iPhone into a literal genius—a genius that still makes you pay $1,000 for a tiny brick 📱💸! Y'all thought ONLY the iPhone 17 could flex with these new AI features? Think again! 🤯 Here’s the T E A on every iPhone that's invited to the AI party. (Spoiler alert: it's basically every model from the land of overpriced fruit 🍏). **Compatible devices include:** - iPhone 11 and up - iPhone SE (2nd gen or later) - for all you ancient relics out there! ☠️ - And every single iPhone that literally *exists* in Apple's dystopian universe 💀🔮. In a leaked chat I totally didn't make up, one dev said, "We decided to let older models join the party so they can feel better about still not having a headphone jack. #Cringe" 🤡💔 But let’s be real, is this even a feature? Or just Apple’s way of making you *upgrade* every year while they do a happy little dance on your bank account? 💀💸 **Hot Take:** iOS 26 is just an elaborate scheme to sneak in ads while you’re scrolling. Get ready for those “Your iPhone is spying on you, buy more iCloud storage” notifications. THE FUTURE IS NOW! 🚀✨ 🌀 Get ready to seethe while you watch your friends show off their shiny new AI magic. They're gonna be like: "Look at my iPhone, it can recommend *literally anything* based on my deepest, darkest secrets!" 😂 But really tho, can it recommend me a cheaper phone? Cope harder, fam! Share if you ain't scared of the Apple overlords! 🍎👑