🚨📸 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE PHOTOS 26 IS HERE! But let’s be real, it’s like finding out your favorite pizza place added kale to the menu. 🥴🍕💅 Apple just dropped a “handful” of new features in iOS 26’s Photos app, and I’m straight up shooketh. 🤯💥 I mean, who needs revolutionary stuff when you can have… drum roll, please… a new “Photo Tidy-Up” button? 🙃✨ So basically, you can let the app take a busy pic and turn it into an even busier mess! 🤡💩 And it gets better: “Coming Soon” feature that may or may not be a glitch? Oh wait, that’s just Apple’s way of saying “we definitely did not kill iTunes!” 😂💀 🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We’re not actually making anything new – we’re just re-naming the old features. It's not a bug, it’s a *feature*! No cap!*” - Tim Crook, Senior Vice President of Marketing & Misleading Claims 🍎✨ Drake is already vibing to the L’s 🍂✅: “New Apple Photos is HOT, but not in a good way. 👎” So what’s my hot take? Buckle up, fam! 🚀🔥 I predict Apple’s next big move: charging us $10/month to *not* see photo ads in our memories! 💰💀 Stonks? Nah, more like *stonks crashing into a black hole.* 🌌 #ThisIsFine #PhotosFromTheVoid #ChaoticTechNews