🚨 BREAKING: iOS 26 Just Made Your AirPods Smarter Than Your Average College Grad 💡🎓💀 🥳 That’s right, folks! Apple dropped iOS 26 and, lo and behold, your AirPods Pro are now equipped with seven shiny new features! *cue the stonks meme* 📈💰 We’re talking AirPods Pro 3 and 2 getting more upgrades than your friend's "side hustle" that they won't shut up about at parties. 🎊😩 The features include noise cancellation that feels more powerful than my will to get up on a Monday morning 🤣. 🤖 Leaked developer quote (100% real): “We just threw in some extra features because we knew you’d buy them anyway. No cap.” Yeah, Tim Cook, we see your game! 👀🕵️‍♂️ Meanwhile, old-school iOS users are out here looking like Drake pointing at the new features like, “Remember when these were just headphones?” 🔥💔 ✨ And just when you thought it couldn't get more absurd, I predict in 2025 AirPods will start giving life advice like "Stop scrolling" and “You need a therapist.” 🤡🤳💬 So slap that update button and get ready to show off your *new phone accessory that’s cooler than your phone itself*—because let’s be real, you’ll never use those features. *This is fine* 😂✌️