🚨🆕💥 HOLD UP, iOS 26 just dropped like a mixtape from your least favorite rapper, and we’re here for the chaos! 🍏📲✨ Power users, grab your ☕, ’cause it's about to get WILD! Forget about your basic phone calls, we’re diving into the fresh features that’ll have you saying: “What even is life without this?!” 🤯💭 First off, Reminders got a glow-up like a TikTok influencer during a sponsorship. 📅💅 Now it’s serving smart suggestions that put the “AI” in “ain’t this just a glorified calendar?!” This thing thinks it knows you better than your mom does. 🚨💌 But let’s be real, “Apple Intelligence” is kinda like getting advice from that friend who still thinks the Earth is flat. 🤡🌍 And don’t even get me started on the Preview app. It’s like the kid who forgot to do their homework but still wants credit for creativity. What is this, a PowerPoint for ants?! We’ve got more updates than the Kardashians have exes. 💅🔥 In the words of an “anonymous” Apple Dev: “We added features nobody asked for while pretending we’re *actually* listening.” 💔🤖 So what’s the prediction? iOS 27 will literally READ YOUR THOUGHTS, and it'll turn everything into a subscription service. You heard it here first! 😱💰 #GetYourWalletReady #Stonks