🚨🚨 BREAKING: Your iPhone is about to get its spirit CRUSHED by iOS 26! 😱⚰️ But don't worry fam, I got the 411 on which vintage fruit phones will see the light of the new software OR be sent to the digital graveyard like a 2008 flip phone 😤📱💔 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We ran the numbers on iOS 26, and it turns out the iPhone 6 is *not* sophisticated enough to handle the emotional baggage!" – some guy named Chad who works at Apple 😏🍏 Now here’s a list that’ll hit you harder than a "Drake pointing" meme: 🥲👉: **Get in line for the glow-up:** - iPhone SE (2nd gen) and up (aka the stonks of the iPhone world 💰📈) - iPhone 11, 12, and 13 (Just vibing with iOS 26 like "This is fine" meme 🐶🔥) **But if you own an iPhone XS or older? Sorry boo, you’re OUT! 🤦‍♂️💀 That phone's about to be as relevant as MySpace.** And remember, if your iPhone's not invited to the iOS 26 party, all you can do is cope and seethe. Get ready for the hottest take: Apple is low-key planning to release "iOS 26 Lite" – a *new* software for your fridge! 🤖🍕✨ #FridgeOS26 Share this with your friends who still rock the iPhone 7! They need to know they’re living in the digital Stone Age! 🚀💥