🚨📱Hold onto your silicone butt, fam! Apple just dropped iOS 26 and iPadOS 26, and it’s wilder than a cat on a Roomba! 😻💨 We got features that'll make your iPhone feel like it just took a trip to Narnia! 🦁✨ First up: Liquid Glass! 🍶🔮 Yes, you heard that right! Your phone is now more hydrated than your middle school crush! So if you throw it in the pool, you might just get a *gasp* "Water-resistant Baby Yoda!" 🌊👶 #Stonks 💰 Next, we've got the revolutionary multitasking on iPad! 🍳👩‍💻 Say goodbye to juggling apps like a circus clown on stilts! 🤡 Because now you can literally face swap with your Zoom call while juggling Excel spreadsheets! 🤯💼 #GalaxyBrain And let’s not forget call screening! 🤖 Is that a scammer trying to sell you solar panels? 📞🙅‍♂️ With iOS 26, you can finally ghost them harder than your last Tinder date! 💔🚀 One leaked developer was heard saying, “If we don’t make it **appear** revolutionary, they’ll just buy the same iPhone every year anyway.” 🔥💀 So buckle up, folks! The future is here, and it’s about as necessary as your cousin’s conspiracy theories! 😵😳 Hot take: In two years, we’ll be charging our iPhones with *thoughts and prayers*! 😤🧠💥 #AppleLogic