🚨💥 ALERT: Apple Just Dropped iOS 26 and It’s More Confusing Than Your Ex’s Texts 💥🚨 So, 🚀 Apple decided to launch the **NEW Phone app** in iOS 26 because clearly their goal is to make us all scream and cry at our screens like it's a TikTok challenge. 🙃🤡😂 Who asked for a "Unified view"? This ain't a UN meeting, my guy; it’s a PHONE APP! 🤦‍♂️💀 **But wait! If you’re NOT vibing with this digital chaos**, I gotchu fam! Here’s how to revert back to the Classic view like it’s 1999. 🕰️✨ 🔧 **Step 1:** Open Settings. Bro, it's like finding the secret level in a video game. 🤓 🔧 **Step 2:** Tap on “Phone.” Duh, that's where the phone lives. 📞 🔧 **Step 3:** Hit "Switch back to Classic," and BOOM! You're back to 2015! 🎉 Some dev in Cupertino probably said, “Why keep it simple when we can make it a labyrinth?” 💸🤦‍♂️ *Leaked quote*: “Why use a sleek UI when you can excite users with confusion?” - Random Apple Dev 🤖💔 📢 Hot Take: By 2030, Apple will release an UPDATE just to change the icon color! It’ll be called **'iOS 30: The Color Conspiracy'** 🌈🔥🥴 — like bro, just charge me with a subscription service for NOT having a meltdown, why don't ya?! 🤪💰 Share if you’re still confused!!! 🤭💥