iOS 26 got you in the shower? FaceTime’s like "Nah bro, we ain’t filming a cringe TikTok" 🚫📸💀
🚨💻 BREAKING TECH NEWS: iOS 26 just made your work-from-home experience EVEN MORE AWKWARD! 🎥🛑✨ So, apparently, FaceTime is adding an algorithm that goes full-on "Mom Mode" and pauses the video if someone starts undressing! 👀👕💨 Like, bruh, can someone tell Apple we’re not *that* invested in your behind-the-scenes nudity? 😂💀 *Leaked developer quote*: “Our priority is making sure no one sees you in your birthday suit during a Zoom call... we want your colleagues focusing on your dog’s behind instead.” 🐶🦴 This means your next work call could become an episode of "This Is Fine" while you're scrambling to cover up like a contestant on a bad reality show! 🚀👗💦 But, uh, wait a minute—WHO is undressing during a work call? Is this the new “work-life balance”? 🔥💰 Like, sorry Karen, your spaghetti straps are not my responsibility! 🤡💪 Drake says “no” to unwanted nudity 🤚👨💼 and the world is saying “STONKS” to this feature—because, honestly, who needs this chaos in their life? 😱🤖 Hot take: iOS 26 will soon introduce a “Nudity Cancellation Mode” that just mutes the call altogether and plays music while the logic voiceover tells you to "just put on pants." 📈🔥 Prepare for a WILD future, my friends! 💔📲💥