🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLEVERSE 🔥🚨: iOS 26 just dropped and they’re ACTUALLY trying to turn your home into a smart home instead of a dumb home 🤡💀. Like, what do you mean it took them 26 tries to get the thermostat to be, you know, *adaptive*? 🏠📲 Apple’s new Home app is flexing some serious *Adaptive Temperature*🔥💰 features 💪. Imagine a thermostat that can literally say, “Hey, it’s too hot for that sweater, fam. Let me cool it down.” 🤖💨 Like, this is the sort of genius where you wonder if Steve Jobs is up there like, “Bruh, I was just trying to make iPods.” 📈 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “Honestly, we were on lay-off break when we cooked this idea up. I mean, who doesn’t want their house to know they’re too broke to afford AC in August?” 💸😂 Stonks are *BOOMING* in the Apple HQ right now! But fr fr, watch out! Once your thermostat starts to know you better than your own therapist, it’s only a matter of time before it starts telling your fridge to stop judging your midnight snack choices 😳🍕. 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By iOS 30, your smart fridge will be sliding into your DMs telling you to put down the chips and grab a kale smoothie, no cap! 🍵💀 Get ready for the *invasion of the domestic bots*. This is fine! OR IS IT? 🚀🔥