🔊🍏 Hold onto your AirPods, fam, because Apple just dropped the second public beta of iOS 26, and it’s got more new features than a TikTok influencer’s closet! 👗✨ Introducing the glorious, the magnificent, the life-altering… STOP SPAM CALLS LIKE A BOSS! 📞🚫💀 Yep, you heard right, folks! Now you can unleash your inner “NOPE” and send those pesky spam callers packing quicker than a toddler at nap time. 💤💨 No cap! Just when you thought you couldn’t get any more iPhone-tastic, Apple decided to bless us with a call screening feature that even your grandma could use. Boomers, this one's for you! 🤓💪💕 But wait, there’s more! Liquid Glass design? Alarm snooze lengths? 😂 The only thing more fragile than that is my emotional state every time my phone rings and it’s someone trying to sell me a timeshare. This is fine. 🥴🔥 📢 “Bro, this feature is like putting a bouncer at the club for your phone. Only the real ones get in!” – Leaked conversation with a developer 🕵️‍♂️💬 So what's next? Apple’s launching an entire meme-fabricated “No Spam” insurance policy where you pay in vibes. Stonks 🚀💰💯 Prediction: iOS 26 will turn us all into spam-fighting ninjas or Apple will just keep collecting your data while feeding you ads for that sweet, sweet spam insurance! 😈🥴🔥 Brace yourselves!