🎉🍏💀 Y'all ready to get your minds blown by Apple’s latest cash grab? 🚀 Tomorrow’s the big day—the fabled iPhone 17 launch! And just like your dreams, the new iOS 26 update is looming around the corner, but guess what? It’s basically a glorified band-aid on an ancient machine. 🎭💰 💔 “We just want Liquid Glass,” said a leaked developer. “So like, make everything look like it was designed during the Great Depression, but make it translucent.” 🤡💦 Yup, it’s exactly what it sounds like—Apple’s trying to make us feel fancy while delivering us the same ol’ service with a side of “oops, we did it again!” 🎤🎶 💔 Expect the *safe* features: new home screen vibes, but it's still app-ocalypse ready. 😱 Can’t wait for the Zoom calls where your bro looks like a ghost in Liquid Glass? Ghosting has found another meaning. 👻🌌 And let’s be real, with AI flops galore, Apple’s road to innovation looks like a sad stock image meme. Stonks? More like "no stonks." 🗣💔 🔥🔥 But HERE’S my unhinged take: iOS 26 will actually bring your iPhone back to 2012 levels of cool! 🤯 Get ready because next year the iPhone will just be an *actual* brick… with a **phone app**. 💩📱 Who's still here for this ride? Buckle up, fam. 🤣🔥💀 #ThisIsFine 🍏🤖