🍏🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is dropping like it’s hot next week, and it’s time to see if your ancient iPhone is compatible OR if you’re stuck living in the Dark Ages like a caveman!* 💀🔥 👀 So, Apple just wrapped its iPhone 17 event, and guess what? No surprises, fam! 🤡 They dropped more devices than a toddler drops their ice cream cone! 🍦🤷🏻‍♂️ And hold onto your butts, because iOS 26 is rolling out on September 15th! "Liquid Glass" is coming — which, LOL, is just a fancy way of saying "Vista but make it boujee.” 💅🏻👽 *Leaked developer quote:* "Honestly, we just took the old glass and added a sprinkle of glitter. Stonks!" 💰📈 But for real, this update makes your iPhone feel fresh…or like that “new car smell” when it’s actually a used jalopy. 🏎️💨 Ripe features ahead! But wait! 🚫 Are you REALLY going to upgrade? If your device is older than a meme from 2016, you might wanna 🚪👋 because **you might just be a permanent resident of Cringe City.** 🤖 My hot take? If the update doesn’t include personality customization, I’m canceling my Apple Music subscription and moving to Antarctica. 😬❄️ Let me hear your stonks on that! 💥 #iOS26 #AppleEvent #GottaCatchEmAll 🐉