🚨👀 Yo, Apple STANS! 🍏💩 Get ready to have your minds 🤯 blown 'cause iOS 26 just dropped... and it’s basically an Android throwback party! 🎉💃 But don't worry, you can still pretend it's innovative while doing the “Drake pointing” meme at your friends 🤝. **1. PICTURE IN PICTURE** - Y'all act like we're in 2015 or something. Android had this on lock, while you were still trying to figure out how to turn on voice memos. 📹👉😏 **2. CUSTOMIZABLE LOCK SCREEN** - Wow, groundbreaking! 🙄 It’s almost like Android invented personalization or something. Meanwhile, Apple users coming in like “Wow, I can finally express my mediocrity!” 😂 **3. FOCUS MODE** - Congrats! You can now ignore your responsibilities even MORE efficiently. Thanks, Apple, for taking the cringiest Android feature and wrapping it in a shiny shell. #Based 🙌🏽 **4. HOME SCREEN WIDGETS** - Oh, helllllooo 2019! ✨ It's like time traveling back to 2020 when everyone was busy downloading 87 unnecessary widgets. 🔧 #Stonks **5. WEARABLE INTEGRATION** - Finally, your Apple Watch can be as basic as you are. Meanwhile, Android users are still flexing those battery lives. 🚀 “Are we living in a *simulation*?” one iOS dev was supposedly overheard saying, as they copy-pasted features from their Android friend's phone. 🤖 🔥 **Hot Take**: In THREE updates we'll have an Apple product that’s just a slightly shinier Android phone w/ a higher price tag. *Cue the seething!* 🍏💰💀 Share this so your Apple friends can cope!