🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS, APPLE NERDS! 🍏🚨 iOS 26 just DROPPED, and guess what?! You can now choose whether your phone's ringtone screams “I’m rich” 💰 or “I’m still using my ex’s old iPhone” 😂. That’s right, seven new ringtones straight from Apple’s 2023 Beta Boringfest! But wait... they’re just remixes of “Reflection” 🤡🔊—like remaking a classic pizza with pineapple, but minus the flavor. 🍕❌ Apple decided to bless us with an ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY Liquid Glass design, and if you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like they’re just milking that aesthetic again. Can’t wait for the next update in 2030 when they finally get rid of the notch. 🤦‍♂️ “Bro, we just added some woodwind sounds and called it a day,” said an imaginary Apple dev who definitely has a “Life is Good” meme on their wall. 🚀🔥 Also, who asked for a synthwave ringtone? Like, let’s just embrace the cringe and slap a neon sign on it saying “THIS IS FINE” while we’re at it. 🤷‍♂️💀 Hot take: iOS 26 is so “meh,” we might as well just set our phones to *silent mode* and embrace the sweet sound of no notifications. 📵😌 #StonksButForRingtones Get ready to flex on your friends with “iPhone 🎤 vs. Android 📞” ringtone battles that you never wanted! 🤖💯🔥