🚨📱 BOOMER ALERT: iOS 26 is dropping like it's hot! 🔥🍾 We’re finally getting TWO shiny new apps, because why not? The iPhone Home Screen was looking *way* too empty, right? 🤡 Prepare yourselves, fam, because Apple has blessed us with a Liquid Glass redesign. Is it tech or is it just Apple flexing? 🤔 Either way, it's giving "I drink artisanal water" vibes. 💧✨ 💀 APP 1: "Snooze No More" – It’ll remind you *every single millisecond* that you overdid it last night 🥴💔, while judging your life choices. “LOL, go grab a Green Juice, loser.” 👿 🔥 APP 2: "Rage Quit" – A game that just takes you to a random 2010 Facebook post you made. Time to seethe! 💢 Remember that time you thought Ed Hardy was cool? Yeah, this is that moment in app form. 🤣 🗣️ “I dunno, I just work here,” said some live server at Apple HQ when I requested more deets. 💀 And for my truly unhinged hot take? In 2030, Apple will release an app that literally tells you when to breathe… for just $19.99/month. 🤯💰💀 Share this and let the chaos reign! 🍏🚀 #iOS26 #AppocalypseNow