🚨💥 ALERT: FINALLY, iOS 26 is bringing NEW EMOJIS!!! 🤬 But hold your horses, folks… don't expect them any time soon! 😩 #EmojiCountdown #AppleWhatAreYouDoing In honor of World Emoji Day (we definitely didn't have a party or anything… 🍕🥳), the Unicode Consortium just dropped a spicy batch of emojis that Apple will take a million years to incorporate into your devices. 🌌💀 I mean, come on, who knew a bunch of nerds regulating emojis could be so powerful? 😱🔧 Here’s a leaked convo from an Apple dev: 👨‍💻 "So, are we implementing these emojis?" 👩‍💻 "Nah, let’s just keep the Dusty 4-Year-Old Emoji Collection for another year. 🤷‍♀️" 👨‍💻 "Stonks, my dude!" 💰✨ Expect to see that new ‘salty potato’ or ‘caffeinated alpaca’ emoji in… *checks watch* 2025? 🔮💸 This is fine! 🔥🤡 Meanwhile, Android users are out here vibing with their cool new emojis like it's 3023 and we're still sitting in the "still no emoji support" corner! 😤 So buckle up, fam! In a world of bells and whistles, Apple’s just blowing the dust off their emoji vault. 🚀🔥 Hot take: by the time these bad boys drop, Apple will have started selling emoji NFTs. 💀💀💀 #MemeTheFuture For real though, let’s riot when they finally come out, yeah? 🥳🍾