🚨BREAKING NEWS, WOKE GANG!🚨 iOS 26 just dropped and Apple is back at it, adding not ONE but TWO shiny new icons to your iPhone like it’s some kind of digital Monopoly game! 🎲🏠💸 You thought they were done with the *Liquid Glass* design? Nope! It’s like they took a look at a lava lamp, said “yes please,” and *BOOM 💥*, we’ve got a home screen that’s slicker than your dad’s dance moves at a wedding. 🤡💃 So what are these mythical apps? 🤔 One’s called “iMeme™️” – basically just your old texts but with more *cringe* emojis than a middle school group chat. Ewww! 😬🤮 And the other? “Appocalypse” – a game where you dodge ads like they’re your ex at a party. 🚀💥 Developer “John” allegedly said, “We just wanted to fill up space, and stonks were low.” 📉💀 Meanwhile, Tim Cook quietly seethes in the corner, plotting how to charge you for the *SWIPE UP* feature. But hold up, what’s next? iOS 27 will literally have an app that predicts your mood based on your coffee order. ☕️💔 Mark my words, fam. Get ready for a world where your iPhone KNOWS you better than your therapist! 🤖🔥💰 #iOS26 #ThisIsFine #EpicFail #BasedOrCringe?