🚨📱BREAKING: iOS 26 is dropping faster than your will to do work on a Monday morning! 🍕💻🔥 Tim Cook just flexed harder than a gym bro lifting weights he can’t afford to eat with! 💪😤 This beta was so popular, it could probably run for president! 🇺🇸🙌 ✨ How to download? Simple: just unlock your iPhone, place your device at the altar of Apple, and pray to the tech gods! 🙏🛐 Or you could just wait for the pop-up like a normal human being. But wait, there’s more! 🎉 If you’re rocking anything older than the iPhone 14, you might as well be using a flip phone, fam. 📞💀 No cap, if your phone isn’t on the list, just seethe and cope with your outdated gadget like it’s 2010. 🧠😤 “Bro, I thought iOS 26 was a scam like my last Tinder date,” one dev allegedly said in a top-secret chat (might’ve been a taco stand, not sure). 🔥 HOT TAKE: iOS 26 will come with a built-in tracking feature for your ex’s location. Trust me, Apple’s about to drop the biggest "find my ex" update of all time. 🍕👀 Share this or you’re definitely getting left on read by the upgrade gods! 🚀💰