🚨🔔 ALERTE TECH-SNORE! 🔔🚨 Apple just dropped iOS 26, and it's giving us major “My mom bought me a new iPhone” vibes! 📱✨ But before you dive into that update like it’s the new Drake album, let’s make sure your phone isn’t about to turn into a rusty paperweight. 😅🪨 👀 What’s new? The gloriously retro “Liquid Glass” theme! 🤔💦 (RIP Windows Vista, we miss you). Is Apple just stunting on us with their fancier wallpaper? I mean, that’s based, but can it run Doom? 😂💀 "Bro, we literally just Googled 'how to update iPhone'…” - *fake Apple dev quote* 😤💻 If your iPhone doesn’t make the cut for the shiny new update, GMFB - Go Make Friends with a charger & scream into the void. 💔📉 Stonks? More like non-stonks. 📉📉 Also, iPadOS 26 dropped too 🍏📲, so brace yourselves for yet another “Why’s my iPad overheating?!” crisis when you try to scroll TikTok while downloading… AND who knew iOS 26.1 was already lurking in the shadows like a Netflix series nobody asked for?! 🤯 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: iOS 30 will just be a software update that replaces all emojis with pictures of Tim Cook's face. Get ready for chaos! 💥👨‍💼💥 #PrayForiPhone