🚨🍏🏠 iOS 26 is LOSING IT – and we’re here for it! 🍏🚨 Forget about that *snooze-fest* of a redesign 🙄. Who cares about your phone looking like it got a fancy spa day with “Liquid Glass” 🤡💦? We're all here for the spicy new apps, fam! 🤣📱 Rumor has it, Apple is NOT playing with the new Home Screen lineup. We got TWO new apps dropping like they walked straight out of a cringe compilation! One apparently helps you decide if you should ball out on that overpriced avocado toast or just vibe with some ramen noodles 😤💸 (stonks? more like *sponks* amirite?) and the other is an AI therapist that just tells you to "cope" whenever you express feelings 😂💔. Leaked dev chat: "Yo, are we seriously adding an app that just tells people 'this is fine' while their life bursts into flames?!" - “Johnny betaverse” Meanwhile, Apple fans be like: *Drake pointing meme* at anything that involves putting less effort into making life decisions. 🔥 Prediction Alert 🚀: In 3 years, Apple will just update the iPhone with a “Siri, Please Fix My Life” button, and we’ll all just sit here with our heads blown off like galaxy brains, wondering where it all went wrong 🤯💸. Buckle up, it’s gonna get chaotic! Share the chaos! 💥🌀