🚨🍏🍎 *BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 and iPhone 17: Still a Glow-Up, but Where’s the AI, Apple?* 🍎🍏🚨 Team Apple just dropped their new iPhone 17 lineup like it's hot 🔥, and guess what? You’ll soon be able to run iOS 26 on it—right after the event that everyone pretends to care about. Can I get a *stonk* for that? 📈😩✌️ In true Apple fashion, they invited us all to the Liquid Glass party 💦🍹—sounds fancy but, like, is that a new emoji or what? 😵‍💫 Are we seriously gonna fawn over a translucent homescreen redesign? 🤡 They call it progress while we’re stuck waiting for *actual* innovations! Cue developer quotes leaking like your Aunt Janet's secret sauce: “We fixed the bugs but sorry fam, AI is taking a backseat this time. Just a quality of life upgrade! 🙃” LOL, thank you, Tim Cook, for keeping it real… or cringe? 😵‍💫 Apple’s roadmap is looking more like a spaghetti map at this point—no cap! They promised us flying cars (okay, *AI*) and delivered… a glass of water 🍶. So you can either cough up $1000 for that sleek iPhone 17 or just stick with your current setup until it literally explodes. ✈️💥 **Hot take: If iOS 26 doesn’t come with a *literal* genie in the bottle feature, we're officially heading for a *this is fine* meme situation.** 🔥💰💀 #AppleBait #RIPInnovation