🚨👀 BREAKING: iOS 26 JUST DROPPED and it’s packed with features that are cooler than your 3rd grade science project! 🌌🔥💥 **Feature 1: The "Mood Ring" Battery Indicator** 💔🔋 Say goodbye to heart attacks every time your phone hits 1%—your battery now tells you exactly how it feels. 🤯 “Like, why are you even using me?!” said the battery, probably. 😅 **Feature 2: Auto-Generate Excuses** 🤭✨ Tired of ghosting your friends? Say no more fam! iOS 26’s AI has developed a series of customizable excuses. From “Sorry, I was abducted by aliens 👽” to “My pet iguana had an emotional crisis,” you’ll never have to tell the truth again! Based additions only! 🧠🚀 **Feature 3: Siri Unleashed** 🦜🔊 Siri now contains ALL the sarcasm in the universe, plus the occasional existential crisis. “Siri, what’s the meaning of life?” “That’s deep. Try restarting your Wi-Fi instead.” 😩💀 A leaked developer was quoted saying, “We ran out of ideas, so we just made Siri as annoying as my roommate.” #Relatable 😂 🔥💰Hot Take: By iOS 30, your phone will literally BE your therapist. “Siri, I feel sad.” “Well, you should’ve thought of that before you decided to scroll TikTok for 12 hours straight, loser.” 🤡📱💔 Anyway, get ready to unironically start a 26th birthday party for your phone! 🥳🍰💀 Share this chaos with your friends and watch the world burn.🔥🔥🔥