🚨📸 EVERYONE SHUT UP – APPLE JUST DID THE THING! 🍏💥 iOS 26 just dropped and it’s bringing the heat! 🔥💪 You ever try to take a pic of your doggo 💖, only for it to look like a potato? 🥔 Well, no cap, you might just have *sticky fingers* lurking about. 👀👶 **BREAKING: Leaked Dev Quote:** “We were tired of people blaming their kids for low-quality selfies. Now we *literally* put a feature in there to take the blame off them. Thanks, Tim Cook!” 🙃💀 That’s right fam, iOS 26 has this 🔥 feature that will warn you when your camera lens resembles a pizza shop window. 🍕 Just when you were planning your influencer debut with that “all-natural” shot! 🙃🤳 This is HUGE! No more hazy photos of your avocado toast on a golden hour! 🌅🥑 Now you can tell your friends “this is fine” while your phone saves you from the embarrassment! 🤡✨ 🔥 Hot take: Apple is just one update away from giving us a built-in tech therapist for our cringe-worthy selfies. “Cleansing your camera? VALIDATION NOT REQUIRED! 💁‍♂️” We’re still waiting for Apple to announce the “Lens-ocalypse” feature that makes your bad photos look like art. Imagine that, YUGE selling point. 🚀💰 Get ready, world! 👽 #AestheticGoals #CameraCleanlinessIsNextToAppleCare #Stonks