💀🔥 Hold onto your iPhones, fam, because Apple is back with iOS 26, and they’ve FINALLY decided to give your battery more love than your last Tinder date! 🍏💔 Forget about your phone dying at 3 PM while you’re mid-scroll, 'cause this new “Battery Saving” feature promises to be the savior we never knew we needed. “This is fine” meme? Nah, this is FINE-ally fixed! 🐸✨ According to a *totally legit* leak from an anonymous dev (let’s just call him Chad), “We threw in a little magical pixie dust to help your battery last longer while you doomscroll TikTok—just don't ask about the way we’re tracking your every move. 🤖📱✨” But wait, what’s that?! 🙃 Stonks goes up as Apple reveals the battery-saving feature will also add a new “Cringe Mode” 😂—an extra layer of guilt that reminds you to unplug and live your life, but like, who’s got time for THAT? Prediction: By 2025, Apple will invent a battery that lasts 1,000 years but will only work if you give up your firstborn. No cap! 🚀💰💀 #iOS26 #ThisIsFine #DrakeApproved