🚨🍏🛑 🚨BREAKING APPLE NEWS: THE JUICE IS ABOUT TO DROP! 🍏🚨🛑 Tomorrow’s the day, fam! Apple’s kickin’ it back with the iPhone 17 event (say what?! Is it 3023 already?) and we’re all here for it. They’re calling it *“awe dropping,”* which, like, sounds like they’re about to announce the next best thing since sliced bread... but more like *sliced prices* (thanks, inflation) 😂💰 Just a heads up though: if you’ve got an iPhone that’s older than TikTok, you might wanna check if it’s compatible for iOS 26. Sorry iPhone 6 users, it’s time to seethe and cope. (But don’t worry, you can continue living your best *THIS IS FINE* meme life with your Toasted Toast app) 🥴🔥 And what’s the hot new feature? Liquid Glass! Sounds fancy, right? But really, it’s more of Apple’s playful homage to Windows Vista—because who doesn’t want a blast from the past? 👀🤖 In the spirit of chaos, lemme hit you with these alleged dev quotes: “We were THINKING of making it REALLY revolutionary, but then we just... didn’t.” 😂💔 HOT TAKE: Don’t be surprised if Apple drops another subscription for their *Clean iPhone Screen* service. Stonks will go *BEEEP!* just wait on it! 🚀📲💥 Share this meme-splosion before your phone says “NNNNNNOOOOO!” when you try to update! *FR FR*!