🚨🍏💥 **BREAKING: Apple Has Declared War on Your Patience, Budding iOS Psychics!** 🍏💥🚨 Listen up fam, Apple dropped a NUCLEAR bomb of an announcement at WWDC, revealing iOS 26! 🤯✨ They’re boasting a *Liquid Glass Design* and a miraculous *Call Screening Feature* that’ll stop spam callers from invading your DMs like they’re the cast of **80s horror flicks**. "Stay away!" 📞💀 But let’s be real, who could possibly resist the eternal temptation of Apple’s "Don't Worry, It’s Coming Soon" date? 🔮 *Cue the Drake meme pointing to the fall release* — like, it’s fall time and you've got leaves falling, but your phone’s still running iOS 25 like it just got left on read. 💸💸 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just make up release dates so you’ll keep buying new phones - stonks, baby!" 🤖💸 This *new* software is like giving your grandma a smartphone and telling her to go viral — cringe level 1000. If you think you can stop a spammer with a screen, you're basically setting your heart on fire with a *This is Fine* meme. 🔥😬 💥🔥**PREDICTION TIME**: Apple will announce *iOS 27* before they even release *iOS 26* — you're gonna NEED a new iPhone just to keep up with their updates! 🚀😜 Share this if you're ready to cope with the chaos like a pro!