🚨🍏📱 **BREAKING: Apple Just Unleashed iOS 26 🐉💰 – Here’s What You Need to Know Before You Call Up Your Therapist!** 📞😳 So like, if you thought iOS 25 was dope, guess what? iOS 26 is here to *literally* make your iPhone look like a premium glass sculpture. 💎💥 You remember Windows Vista? Yeah, it’s like that, but not a dumpster fire. 🚒🔥 But HOLD UP. Can your iPhone even hang with the cool kids? 😱👀 Here's the tea: if your iPhone is older than a TikTok meme, you might be 🥴💀. Say goodbye to your beloved iPhone 8 and iPhone X – they're getting the boot! RIP to the legends. 🙏🤖 Developer Quote Alert: “Yeah, it’s super cringe that we had to cut those old models, but who even wants to keep using a phone that’s older than TikTok? 🤷‍♂️ #StonksForNewModels” 💸📉 Pro tip: If you’re still rocking an iPhone 11, congrats, you can totally try the beta! Just don’t cry when your Snapchat filter freezes 🥵. **Hot Take🔥:** By 2025, iOS will only support phones that haven’t existed yet. So get ready for the iPhone 25 Ultra Pro Mega Max, now with extra liquid glass and way more crashing! 🚀💀 **#FutureShock** SMASH that share button if you’re ready to roast Apple’s love for planned obsolescence! 🍏🔥