🚨🔔 BREAKING: iOS 26 has landed, and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry! 🥱💤 Is your iPhone going to the afterlife? Or is it still vibing in the tech renaissance? Let’s spill the tea! 🍵👀 👇 Here's the breakdown, but prepare for some major cringe! 🤡🔥 **Models in the VIP Club** (aka able to update): - iPhone 14 and above (because you gotta flex the latest to get the clout! 💎) - iPhone SE (3rd gen) - still hanging on like that one friend at the party who won’t leave! 😂 **Models taking the L** (aka getting ghosted): - iPhone 13: *stares at iPhone 14* “I can change!” But no, you can't. 💔 - iPhone 12: This one’s like "I thought we had something special!" But Apple was like "Nah, not really." 🤷‍♂️🚪 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we’re just updating to get more people to buy the new one. Stonks 🤑💰!" And let’s be real, iOS 26 is basically just iOS 25 with a glow-up filter. You know, like when you try to fix your life, but in reality, you’re still a mess. *This is fine.* 🤣🔥 🚀🔥 Hot Take Alert: If you’re still rocking an iPhone older than the iPhone 13, you might as well be typing on a rock with Wi-Fi. Get ready for a dusty future! 🪨📱 So, go ahead and update while your model's alive, or just let it fade away like your New Year's resolutions. 🤡💀 #iOS26 #ByeOldFriends #CringeCity