🚨🍏🎉 Sound the alarms, iOS 26 is about to drop, and it’s hotter than a summer sidewalk! Get ready for Liquid Glass, which isn’t just for your overpriced Apple Watch 😂💦—it’s the new vibe for iOS that even your grandma will want to swipe right on! 🏖️📱 So what’s the tea? 🍵 Well, the home and lock screen are getting a makeover that’s so translucent it makes me question if Apple is trying to be an art installation 🚀💎. Yes, finally, a redesign we *asked* for instead of another $1,200 phone that already looks like it was designed by a raccoon on espresso. ☕🐾 But wait—there’s more! The Phone and Messages apps are getting a glow-up too! Apple execs said, “We’ve heard your cries like you were all at a Taylor Swift concert, so here’s more basic stuff you can actually USE.” 🎤✨ No cap, it’s basically like them saying “We promise this is LEET” and then handing you a stapler. 🤭 In the grand scheme of things, Apple took a *break* from its "AI will eat your lunch" plans after last year’s cringe fest. The real question is: will these changes make you *stan* iOS 26 or send you straight into the void? 🤔💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, all your devices will be so transparent, you'll forget where you put them, and will still pay a grand for the privilege. “What phone? I just have a really, really expensive piece of glass now.” 🤖💸💀 #iOS26 #LiquidGlass #Stonks