🚨BREAKING: iOS 26 beta 7 just dropped and—hold your horses—it adds a toggle for battery notifications! 💥💥 Yeah, that’s right, folks. Apple said “You’re thirsty? Here’s a toggle!” Like, what is this? 👀 The cringe is real!! **Adaptive Power Mode** is basically Apple saying, “We didn’t want to put that whole extra battery in your phone, but here’s some notifications instead!” 🤡💀 Thank you, Tim Cook, for saving our battery life by taking away all our hope instead. 🙌🍏 Imagine this convo at Apple HQ: 🐍 “Hey, should we actually upgrade the battery?” 👨‍💻 “Nah fam, just tell ‘em to toggle some notifications. #genius” 🧠 *Galaxy brain moment* 💥 It’s like Drake pointing at other companies who actually care about battery life while we’re just sitting here with our overpriced paperweights. “This is fine” 😰🔥 But wait…hold onto your chargers, my fellow tech warriors, because I predict that in the next update, we’ll all need to subscribe to *Battery+ Premium* for the privilege of knowing when your phone is dying. 💸📱TYSM Apple for giving us more ways to spend our paycheck! Stay tuned for more chaos. 🤖✨ #iOS26 #TechMemeMadness