🚨🚨 ATTENTION ALL iPhone CULTISTS! 🚨🚨 iOS 26 beta 7 just dropped, and it’s more exciting than a cat meme on a Friday night! 😹🔥 So what’s fresh out of Apple’s secret lair this time? 🤔 Let’s dive into this chaos before Tim Cook sends us all to the iPhone gulag! 💀👀 ✨ **NEW FEATURES**: You know how you were wishing Siri could read your mind? Well, she still can’t do that, but now she can respond to your texts with a $30,000 voice upgrade! 💸📱 Talk about unnecessary! Why not just send Morse code with your free time instead? 🤡 👾 Developers are saying, “This is fine,” as they crunch numbers to fix the last beta’s bugs 🤯, but we all know they’re just looking at the stonks 🔼 chart like, “Can we make any more features that nobody asked for?” Btw, the new wallpaper feature is so lit 🔥, your grandma will think she's back in 1970! Imagine Tim Cook during a dev meeting: “Just slap a new color on it and call it innovation! 😤" 🔥💥 **HOT TAKE**: Fr fr, the next big iOS update will have a feature to turn your iPhone into a toaster because who needs REAL functionality when you can CRUNCH numbers and bread, right? 🤖🍞 Share this so your fellow Apple sheep can cope with the beta madness! 🚀💰