🚨📬 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 Beta 5 Unleashes the ‘Select’ Button from Its Dark Prison of Obscurity! 🚀💥 Apple’s Mail app had users feeling like they were searching for the last slice of pizza at a party—frustrated, hangry, and ready to throw hands! 🍕😤 But fear not, tech savants! With iOS 26 Beta 5, the ‘Select’ button is back, and it’s like finding out your crush likes you too! 😍💖 **Developer Quote Leak**: “We thought hiding the ‘Select’ button would make people *choose* to love our app more. Turns out they just wanted to, like, select their emails.” 🤦‍♂️💔 After months of seething and coping, Apple said “Nah fam, we good.” Just when we thought we’d meltdown like this is fine dog 🐶🔥, they come through with the ‘Select’ button like it’s the hottest drop of all time. Drake is pointing at it! 🔥🤯 So, what’s next, Apple? Moving the ‘Reply’ button to *another* dimension? 💫🔮 #iOS26 #Stonks 🚀 Predicted Hot Take: In 2030, we’ll be selecting emails telepathically. No cap. Future Apple users will just think *hard* at their emails and watch them vanish into the cloud! 👀💰💻 SHARE if you’re ready for that chaos!